Should You Replace Your Congressman? Take This Test

If you answer “yes” to any of the questions below, it is time to boot your Congress representative, and vote in a new one:

1. Did he/she support renaming “french fries” to “freedom fries”?

2. Does  he/she refer to the Koch brothers by their first name?

3. Does he/she wear a little american flag pin EVERY DAY?

4. Did he/she mysteriously become a millionaire after starting their tenure with Congress?

5. Does he/she wear a cashmere v-neck sweater without sleeves EVER?

6. Does he/she think that God and/or Jesus think the U.S. of A. is somehow “special”?

7. Does he/she think God and/or Jesus thinks that he/she are “special”?

8. Are they getting a tad over-the-hill?  Do they shuffle and blather like John McCain did when Obama went Christmas shopping?

9. Do they truly believe the corporations are people?

10.  Did they support Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann?

If any of the above are true, you are in trouble.  Time for a new representative.

James Wilson

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