Geez, I never thought I’d have to resort to being an “image consultant”, but the republicans are becoming soo retarded in that respect that I just have to jump in.  Take a look at the picture on the right.  You probably know that you’ve seen him somewhere.  You might think he’s one of those Wall Street guys, you know, the one that sold investors those flaky financial instruments that have brought down the worlds economy?  Or, you might think he’s top sales guy for a men’s hair cream, or perhaps some activity director from a Cancun resort.  Either way, your initial reaction to his looks is probably not a good one.   We collectively hate Wall Street right now, the wet hair look is way out of date, and none of us can afford a trip to Cancun anymore.  Also check out his suit.  What would you guess, a $5k “outift”.  Meanwhile we’re sewing patches on our jeans.

Introducing Republican Minority Leader John Boehner.  Now here’s an example of what NOT to look like in 21st century America.  You republican dudes would be way better off with some badly dressed geeky looking person as your spokesperson.

Sorry John, I’m not available right now to help you update your image.

By the way, when he speaks, he sounds as dumb as he looks.